Thursday, September 30, 2010

OMG finally , my balisong come liao , so addictive , better than inhaler , lol , but pain :( , keep hitting my knucles , gonna practice hard , sadly gt paper cut 2day , lol , so cannot do so well , sad lar , eye comming liao , all work hard , after exam go high , and 2day de royal rumble fking fun , wrestle at coridor , lol , gt ppl injured , but very fun , very high , k ba bye

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Juz now mother tok mass shit wif me , zurainah called , say i nvr do hw , lol , then blah blah , say if i keep this up , i am gonna retain , wow , then alot shit , then mother still ask me tmr say 2 tcher , ty 4 giving me de extension , wtf ? i should say , cher my family prob alot liao , u no place bark, dun bark till my family can hear , gonna sleep now , boring day , tmr mass test , gonna fail all , then they gonna call my parents , good luck lor , bye

Monday, September 27, 2010

Long time bo post liao , due 2 de same old sickness , lazyness , lol , guess wad sia , my new neighbour , is my KINDERGARDEN friend , OMG , lol , cuz juz now at lift , gt 1 aunty , dunno who ask me , your name is it wad hao 1 , yea zi hao , o u rmb jia hong , who de fk is tht :/ , lol , dunno , he last time same kindergarden as u at blk 161 , o really ar , haha , lol , wow , i am still handsome , de wonder ppl can rmb me , lol , and de joke of de day , maybe de joke of de YEAR , YAP JIA WEI :D :D . Lol , epic funny sia , long time liao but still fking funny , 2day max and me mass make fun , tink he gets it , lol , here it goes , tht time after math test , YJW: i aiming a B3 4 my maths , i will work hard 1 , i wan 2 make my parents proud , * next E maths test * = 000000000000 , HAHA 0 marks , wtf sia , say so much shit , like very sincere and confident , haha 0 sia , lolololo , joke of de year , then i f&n keep laugh till nearly fell down from chair , morale of de story , dun get your hopes high , may sounds easy but its actually difficult , yesterday went 2 de davinci thing , 1 word , SUCK , like suck sia , all paintings , teach us how 2 appreciate art , i gt 1 masterpiece 4 u _|_ , heng de tickets free , lol , its like free pictorial porn ? nt bad gt de 3d specs , meaning 3d dick , lol , seriously , if u guys bought ticket , go refund , if u gt free tickets , recycle or charity , dun go , it sucks . After tht shit , mom bought me a bleach keychain sword , so nice , wanna learn how 2 make your parents happy and buy stuff 4 u ? Pay 1 buck and i will teach u , lol , then ltr go ikea , eat then go home watch movie , KOF sucks , wad u expect , american show leh . Dunno wads wrong wif me nowadays , freaking hot sia , haiz , still haven got my butterfly knife , dunno if can ship in anot , haiz , k ba juz have 2 wait patiently , exam in 9 more days , i wanna get good results and make my parents proud like YAP JIA WEI , u see de name like joke already , lol , k ba bye

Friday, September 17, 2010

So long bo blog liao , same lousy week , but better :D parents finally allow me 2 build my own butterfly knife/balisong , OMFG so fking happy :DDDDD , but need plan alot shit , scared fail , i oso dnt students :( , so sad , then sun need go wad G1 shit , Goh keng swee 1 ar , go ther waste time lor , 9 hours go ther rot , wtf lose liao then still need camp ther , wtf sia , our school sure lose 1 , de wad lj car like lok cock 1 , dun even tink can survive de slope from de starting point , bullshit , hope somebody vandalise and tada :D , yesterday father say wad 2day wan go buy steel this all then bla bla , end up come bak , say wad he nvr say promise 2day go , then wad customer shit , haiz , then say tmr , dunno if tmr he really will go wif me anot , somemore tmr nel comming , haiz , or even need sign contract wif him eh , o yea guys ps3 gt de jailbreak liao , after nel try then i try , like test rat :/ , lol , k ba hope tmr come faster , i wan make my butterfly knife , bye

Monday, September 13, 2010

Woo , a week has past , nvr revise much during holidays , hope can extend , tues went and eat wif sp and yx at lot 1 , lol , de pizza hut ther , all de ppl are foreigners , dun fking understand , lol , then after eating , went 2 arcade and play , sp did not play ath , sry ar , spent 90 bucks liao , next time ba . Wed went 2 library wif mirah and saw sebrena and suzhen , then actually wan do hw 1 , lol , then end up slack , copy a little only , then read 1 book , it says , PINCHING YOUR PENNIES , LOL , wtf sia , then after that went 2 eat and went home. Thurs went 2 school 9-12 , phy shit , learn nth much , lol , then after school, went home , cut hair , went 2 bowling wif cousins , then come bak de taxi driver very pro , 7 mins , from cheveron to taman jurong , imba fast , wanna vomit. Fri cousins came my house , house became lan shop and gambling dent for 3 days , lol , a dog is a dog , when it got own, it silences down , and when it takes control , it barks , annoying sia , wanna slap de dog. Then 2day school reopen , miss my wall , lol then maths alot ppl nvr do , chung high liao , woo 2day no tution , NO JUN WEI :D , but gt hw , nth else already , EYE comming liao , everybody buck up and jia you :D

Monday, September 6, 2010

So long bo post liao , yesterday was kenny bday , 15 liao hor , be a more mature bitch , lol , yesterday went 2 play bad wif yx and friends , so fun , play de 2 court 1 , imba fun , then after that went 2 eat , then was shooting ice using straws , lol , then went 2 play bball , then shifted de ring thing , so heavy , need igna , lol , then went back , do tution hw , finally , lol , then slept a while , ate dinner , tution , then watch tv , eat then sleep , then still haven decide ltr de outing , wtf rite , so du lan , prefer having school then this 1 week shit , other than de sleeping part , can sleep longer , my father dunno do wad fk , internet so shit , then ps3 oso no new game , still waiting 4 my red dead redemption , u tell me com without no internet can do wad shit , wad play microsoft office games ar , wad ink shit , sad de JB one time vid de dislike nvr exceed de like , now play 1 dota oso fking lag , cui sia , k ba going 2 eat breakfast , bye

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Yo guys , sry did not post for quite a long period , yeah i am 15 , lol , my sis is 16 :D , luckily yesterday no cake , or i puke , lol , 2 my blog readers , pls support de world by going 2 justin bieber gay fag baby video and dislike it , every dislikes makes a different and your effort by clicking de dislike button is appreciated , lol , to aim is to have more dislieks than like within 2day , b4 12am , hope u can participate and dun forget 2 leave a comment :D . Wait till justin beiber know this , he will finally rite his OWN song , call mummy , then de starting part instead of oooohhh oh hoh ohh , he will be sobbing , sad fag , then i know im a homo~~ , i know im gay~ , i blamed on jesus ~, for being gay ~, i gt 1 ball ~, a rotten 1 , when i was born my mother was like WHAT THE FUCK !! And i cried to Mummy , mummy , mummy ohh ~~ Why does everybody hate me so ~~ MUCH , mummy , mummy mummy ohh~~ WHY am i such a fag , fag ~~ .... To hear the rest of the song , pls purchase on itunes at $0.01 , lol , this song is dedicated 2 all beiber haters , and METAL FANS OUT THER , ROCK ON XD , currently 5:18 de votes ar 280,432( no life mudda fuckers ) and of course 269,170 ( beiber haters :D , or aka true man , not fags) bet is gonna exceed , ROCK ON other bands beside beiber :D