OMG , tink this year gonna have something very bad happen , or am i being like over worry due 2 alot suckish things tat happen 2day , serious now in a very fk up mood , morning dunno how many cars ther peh peh , horn lor , then woke up saw a msg , claiming i betray ? U tink i wad sadist ar , we all like ok lar , all say truth lar , then u come out wif another reason , walau , we wan like settle all our last year misunderstanding and stuff , then u anyhow anyhow lor , kp sia , then say i betray , nb lj tete lar , well yesterday , went 2 ly house bout 1 + do nexx present , do do do , till 7 + , went kfc eat , then walk 2 lakeside mrt , and b4 tat i went 2 her house tat time , saw a prawn lying at de walkway , awesome , lol , then went 2 west mall , met nexx , slow poke , then met sp at je , then went city hall , dunno walk till wher , then gt fireworks , pom pom pom , lasted 7 mins , awesome too , then went somewher slack , then tok lor , then nexx sis fetch her , we 3 take train , then took cab home , wow , did not expect so many cab at nite , lol , i tot all sleep liao , then cost me 7 bucks , scam bodoh , drive 1 big round , see selfish ppl , new year oso wan scam , kp , then went home sis specially awake 2 open door 4 me , aww , then at least 2day not in deep shit , then tada lor , yea i know i been like a dick de past year , sry wad i did tat hurt ppl , so tada , then i hope this year , ppl like trust each other leh , dun like tell lie , then suddenly 2 sided story then conflict or wad k , then like this lor bye

Woo , 123 post , most prob de last post for this year , so im gonna make it special , well aint feeling very awesome rite now , near stomach very pain , maybe this is de starting of 6 packs , HAHA , woo , gt a feeling , im gonna nosebleed again , haha , hope not , well , 2day actually wan 12 go ly house , but dota said hi , and i could not say bye , lol , then tada , 1 match only , then skipped lunch , reached her house at 1:30 , copy maths paper 1 , then went wushu , trained , haha wong jl gt come , but lucky only tortue ryan , and his new hairstyle , not nice , lol , then practice de ji ti quan , then train , jl oso tink de juniors cmi , haha , then after wushu , went de dunno wad shop buy stuff , bought bbt , then went ly house , discuss de wushu tee while doind stuff , then went home , legs aching bodoh , sadly yx 2day nvr come , aww , lol , k ba nth else liao , tink gonna sleep early , and yea 2day nexx bday ,wooo , no present :D , lol , happy bday small fry , 15 liao , dun so violent k , more lady like , haha , bye :D

Yo , omg , 2011 is like 2 more days away and i have alot of stuff 2 do :O , i dun wanna waste my youth :( , lol , ok lar , yesterday , woke up , 1/2 match dota :( , tot i late for wushu , cuz gt informed at 1:30 , then rush lor , very kan chiong , scared late , end up , song say is she say wrong , is 2:30 , aww , dun blame her , then aaron was ther oso , then was very windy , feels like genting, then yx and aaron played bball , then at 2 , went up 2 hall , roll carpet for 30 mins , haha , then jl came , do stuff , no stamina , haha , then practice routine , then tried at de stage , pain bodoh , lol , your hand smack ther , macham nail 2 ther liao lor , lol , then very tired oso , gt mass repeat , gt de team repeated oso , sry guys :( , then very emo lor , lol , then jaryl oso came , then they tok bad bout wong jl , bout his past competition vids , haha , then song treats us kinder bueno , then roll carpet , juniors uncooperative , then end up oso roll till like dunno wan stuff ,lol , then went bbt , bought bbt , no taste 1 , then went kfc , see they eat , lol , then went home , then planning 2 sleep early , but mood spoiled , father kp lor , everytime like this , give ppl idea dun help them , like eh ah huat , go atm draw money , on lar steady , go ocbc , knn how use 1 , go figure out yourself , wtf , tink last time my grandma oso like this , ah meng ar , wan eat dinner ? yes , go find yourself lar , ccb , haha , then 2day , woke up quite early , then dota , anime , dota anime , then yea , awesome news , rmk dota 6 times in a row , imba ownage , de team uber pro , pro till they say mh , haha , then i 4got something very very important , say here will die lor , lol , k ba , hope i faster gao dim things , tmr gt wushu , hope wong jl nvr come , then guys tmr rmb bring singlet , lol , nobody will read this 1 lar , lol , k ba bye

Woo , so uber bored rite now , well 2day is like an usual day , woke up dota , as usual , bunch of noobs , de new heroes feels bored already , then my maid turning more awesome ? When u treat ppl good , they treat u good too , when over , they like wad take advantage , she now everyday , fb fb fb , or call call call , then very late then serve lunch , cb bodoh , then anime alot of hours , sore eyes soon , haha , then oso very pissed , scared say here ppl will cry , hope de person more respoinsible lor , and had a named 4 my beetle , kao bei , and juz now keith kb lor , then oso nth much liao lor , tmr wushu , gonna have alot prob , nvr exercise 4 3 weeks , haha , hope dun die , k ba nth else liao , bye

Wow , so long bo post liao , well oso nth much this few days , yea christmas was boring , lol , yea santa gave me a beetle , lol , thurs christmas eve , at home rot , bo ppl jio me out , fri christmas , saw de beetle on my nyaa booklet , lol , suprised it did not fly away , cuz it love me , aww , lol , then after breakfast it was gone :( , lol , then nel came , then had deluxe breakfast from mac , wooo , lol , then my mother say no lunch , zz , she very power , gt good food , she say no lunch , so its like , breakfast u had very nice food , then she next sec say , this is oso your lunch , then u like , o fk , i like wan eat finish liao , lol , sad bodoh , then as usual , jingle bell , jingle bell , dota all day long , lol , then 2day , had pizza bread , and no lunch , lol , then end up gt , heng , lol , then went temple , pray pray , while nel and family guard de house , lol , then reached home , gt smoke smell , lol , then play dota , eat , play , then they went home , haiz , so peaceful , wa naveen dog bodoh , provoke me , then i get up , then he run 2 his mother , then adults say , hao dun play wif naveen , he very fragile 1 , lol , like i bully , walau , then he keep stepping on my bed , which i have 2 sleep , wtf , then best we tio busted alot times 4 vulgar , HAHA , KAO BEI , haha , then naveen best , ar kor lar friend lar , kpkb , haha , gg bodoh , lol , nth much oso , tink gonna text less this few days , since nexx went 2 viet , lol , hope she buy de cup noodles , haha , k ba , bye

Woo , missed a 1 day post , lol , near 2 day , haha , well yesterday went 2 jp wif max , ly , yjw , bey , and mirah , lol , then well go ther copy phy , not much though , yjw done nth , bey done 2 questions , lol , then bla bla , went 2 jp slack , then yay , nexx return , lol , then saw ja working , lol , pai kia bodoh , haha , then went home , changed , and met friends at kfc , then eat , lol , cannot tahan de black pepper chicken , spicy bodoh , then took train , lol , alight at wrong stop, haha , de yellow line still in progress , then trained 2 esplanade , then watched de concert , well 1st half , i was sitting alone , boring and wif de music , uber boring , lol , then 2nd half , zk and eric join wif me , lol , the camera man , ti ko pei lor , he go take pic of de piano girl then zoom de ass part , lol , joke bodoh, lol , then awesome sia kenny solo man , but not his type of song , he so unfillia , haha , and he like everytime pon , so power 1 , gt potential , lol , then best , after finale , gt like 3 very power de harmonica man , and mdm ping , haha , then gt ppl take flower , then ping tot is give her 1 , then she reached out her hand , then end up , is give de harmonica ppl ,then she ther clap clap , LOL , si bei joke bodoh , lol , well gt alot ppl shout kenny name , ai seh , sure alot zha bor jio 1 lor , haha , then after tat , liu bei keep kp , do my hw ar , do ar , keep repeat , see her = same words , lol , tink she repeated 3 times , then chung bcome awesome , lol , maybe she oso have a change of heart , lol , then went 2 jp , ate mac , then took bus home wif yx , then slept , woke up 2day , mass stomachache , now ok lar , then yea 2day nosebleed :( , lol , k ba , no more time liao , bye bye bye

Hey , so happy now , aww , lol , 2day woke up at 11:46 , then tot i was gonna late , yesterday say wan meet wif gh at 12.30 , then rush , then saw leon , wow fatass , lol , ok lar , more handsome lar , lol ,then end up , 12 + gh call , say he at home , charging psp , lol , then wait 4 him , saw jordan , lol , he go taman hack ppl , lol , then took 180 wif gh , missed 3 bus , wa , then reached ther , went 2 gameshop , sad sia still dun hav modchip , then went popular , bought books , lol , gh power , go buy pure sci de book , lol , ltr we normal science , like de formula , is 3X10 , then pure sci formula , 3X9.8973 , or wad , he ho sei , wrong , lol , then ate at kopitiam , lol , scammer sia , de chicken , all bone liao liao , zy future job , scammer , lol , then took 184 2 irc , lol gh kan chiong , keep asking , u sure anot , lol , then played 4 2 hours , spoiled de last game , due 2 time limit , lol , toss ppl into cliffs , lol , then took 157 , then wa , sudden rain man , then took 98 home , then still raining , very heavy , then gt 1 indian offer me umbrella , lol , 4 times gt offered by indians wif umbrella , i should be less racist :D , lol , then went home , ate , played dota , tmr going out again , woo , going do hw at afternoon and going 4 band concert at nite , and wad ppl mean by dress formal , jeans acceptable anot , then still gt 1 ting , very pissed bout , yea true brothers help each other , but u are relying , photocopy stuff oso wan ppl help , walau , then like very dog ? ask u meet at jp ther de library , still say wan meet at jp entrance , lol ? walau , buai tahan sia ,k ba nth else , hope nexx come bak wif stuff faster , haven buy her bday present :O , lol , k ba , bye

Yo , finally had gone out , lol , woke up at 6.30 2 bid farewell 2 ppl , lol , then cannot sleep , then woke up dota , then soon off9 , watched socerer apprentice wif dad , lol , then slack , then sis wake up , then slack wif me , then soon , i fell asleep , haha , sry ar ly , then woke up , ate , then went ly house , then copy phy , then send her 2 tution center , wa creepy bodoh , outside gt alot chairs wif letters , lol , then went home , reached home , watched a dumb show while eating , then watched social network , which sucks , very tiki sia de boy , respect , lol , haiz , its so weird not having u on9 , despite knowing de fact tat u wont be on9 , but i still keep check my msn , lol , habit ba , lol , then tmr going bbp wif gh and maybe nel , hopefully gt de modchip , k ba nth else liao ,bye

Yo , wa now uber bored bodoh , sian lor , bo lang chat , then no feel dota , gonna suffer 4 2 more day , my mum is like now totally awesome , lol , afternoon had beer :D , lol , maybe this is wad ppl call , a change of heart , lol , yesterday nel came , then i juz woke up , lol , then standard dota , then 2day , naveen rage , haha , then both brother fite , lol , so long bo see brotherly fite , so funny , lol , then after drinking beer , nel bcame more pro , lol , then dunno why keep laugh , haha , hope i could get drunk too , nth much oso , tmr going ly house do hw , lol , oso dun wan next year offend any tcher , last year liao , lol , hope can be smarter lor , k lor , nth else liao , bye

Yo , damned bored rite now , yesterday went 2 jp wif mom 2 collect hp , then went 2 fairprice buy stuff , OMG no more toys , sad man , then 4got 2 buy peanut , lol , then my mother go herbal shop buy , while i hunt4 peanut , wa , sad lor , ask 1 cockeye 1 go find stuff , lol , then walk like 10 mins , then found peanut, lol , then went home , took 246 and saw a fat fag wif a girl , omg sia , he not gay , he fag , lol , the sound hor , walau , then he laugh oso gay , and de girl , oso fat , but power sia , she hit de guy gt de piak piak sound , damn loud bodoh , lol , then he keep diao me , lol , then reached home , slept , wake up , yay dinner , wif beer , then watch de wong jl cooking wif mom , lol , cuz she missed it tat time , and recorded it , lol , joke man , haha , and best , i say tmr then do hw can anot , 4 once she said , k , lol , tink cuz she striked 4d cuz of me , haha , gonna treasure it while it last , lol , then 12 no internet lor , tried 2 on another internet but tio found out , sad , then woke up at 11:30 , then use com , nth else liao lor , dunno ltr going bbq anot , k ba bye

Yo , well 2day had more interesting stuff , well woke up like a pig , 12.40 woke up , haha new record , tink i gonna have trouble waking up when school reopens , then went 4 haircut , which is bout 45 mins , wow , haha , worth it lar , very nice , lol , macham beng :/ , then had lunch and best part , i did HOMEWORK , OMG , so proud , lol , its like a change of heart , yea , lol , well actually not do lar , mostly put up a show so tht mom wont kp when i use com :D , smart eh , lol , then omg sia , i stalk yap jia wei fb hor , LOL , HIS FRIENDS MORE THAN MINE , LOL , ai seh yap jia wei leh , mai siao siao , haha , haiz joke man , then oso nth much , most prob gonna watch finish fairy tale by this week , not bad sia de show , k lor , hope nite time comes faster , bye :D

Wa sian , si bei bored sia , nobody 2 chat 2 , well sat rotted at home , then sun , cousin came , fool around , play w3 mini games , lol , gt 1 game , tom and jerry , lol , very cute , but need more ppl then fun , then 2day , woke up at 9.50 , then prepared , then go jp , but b4 leaving de house , nel saw how fuck up my family is , my mother say , eh faster leh , 246 comming liao , then other bus zao liao , then father cr8 trouble , say , u choose de bus cuz no bus left ar , then wad wad , then mother kb lor , lao bei kp lor = kpkb lor , + 1 more sis , join in , wad i last time wait bus 30 wait 1 hr , then lol ? then of course , i this son must oso join in ma , then lol lor , see my family , power rite , 1 small mao ting , can like ho ho , totally spoil my mood , then went jp eat , no appetite , then went 2 sign line , went 2 de basement de singtel , Q so long then say phone bo stock , then went up de singtel , no color , lol left pink , lol , then sign line liao , but haven gt phone , most prob this week recieve , sad sia no unli msg , need limit again , haiz sad , then came home , play , then ate kfc :D , lol , heaty sia , this week so many kfc ,lol , then father another power 1 , ccb , buy family feast , then we like , limit ourself , tot other ppl oso wan eat , then share , then he like , o chicken , i eat , o mash potato , i eat , wtf , then we like , me and nel share 1 small mash potato , and he 1 person eat 1 large 1 , seriously wtf , then best , he say de black pepper 1 not nice , he still eat finish , kb sia , then play lor , then nel went home , juz ate supper , like eat flour + oil +chicken , lol , sad sia tmr bowling canceled , k lor nth else liao , bye

Walau , why are ther like ppl more retarded than me , like my family , my sis fk up sia , father say wan rst internet , then he keep bark , i rst ar , i rst liao ar , then i say , k lar k lar , rst lor , then sis come bark , pa u rst internet ar , then she come hit me , wtf ? Tats de prob wif girls , they pms then become unreasonable , then if i wad shout bak , then ltr tell mom wad , i bcome like pai kia , ah beng , bla bla , knn , sibei retard lor , then she watch show can be like as retarded as my mom , k lar , like yesterday de show , gt 1 girl she serve de queen 1 , then she oso assasin , then till de end , till she die , then my sis ask , tat 1 isit de serve de queen 1 , arbo lar , walau , see de face oso know , si bei retard lor , knn , then yesterday , woke up at 9+ , then bathe and ate , then went 2 jp , wait 4 them , then nvr saw mervyn and yx at bus inter , lol , then went 2 vivo , then met chang and elaine , then went kfc eat , then go sentosa , nth much oso , no chio mei mei see , tio scam , lol , well gt 1 lar , 1 american fat lard , lol , then took de free bus , lol , then walk here walk ther , then went vivo , play arcade , lol , yx and chang like those old old game , airplane game , lol , then after tat , yx and igna went home , then me , chang , mervyn and elaine , went kfc eat , lol , 2 meals at kfc , morning stomach ache , lol , then went 2 jp , met wif mom then bus home , reach home watch kung fu hustle , haha stupid show , then on9 , sad sia , nvr chat wif nexx :( , sry ar , then watch another show , well yesterday was lucky , keep met tio jm , at bus met , at vivo , at sentosa , at arcade , lol , tink he was stalking me , lol , no lar , haha , k ba , nth else liao , bye

Same boring day , 2day woke up , well slept like a pig again , 11:15 then woke up , lol , then of course , dota , then my father power , gt wad fibre octic lan , wad best internet shit , end up , oso lag , knn delay , spike , everything , fuck , then he ther kpkb lor , then sis oso kp lor , say wad , your attitude very shit leh , tok oso very rude , like ah beng , wtf man , knn , u oso , sibei unpredictable , your cb bo lao blood oso same , fk up sia , tats de prob wif my family , esp my dad , everytime , wad upgrade here , upgrade ther , then we gt prob , he blame us , knn he oso nvr teach , expect us know , then he anyhow spend money , on wad high tech stuff , ai seh power speaker , wad apple tv , then ask him , he say 4 us watch movie , u tell me when u show us movie , every dunno wad , month ? knn , then waste so much money on wad , wad robot , then go dee siao lang , why cant we like live a simple life man , fuck up bodoh , only ting tat makes my day was tom yum soup , lol , hope my wife can cook tom yum soup , lol , tmr going out wif chang they all , early sia , hope i dun oversleep , k ba , bye

So long bo drink beer liao , very sad man , well yesterday had a cooking show and wong jl was inside , sad he gt de lowest and yea , he cant pour stuff , lol , tink nervous ba , lol , then yesterday somebody went on9 at 8+ , aww , so happy , then best , yesterday i dun have limited internet :D , cuz change internet ma , then celebrated wif sis , haha , great 2 have a dumb father , 4got lock other internet , haha , then 2day , woke up , not bad 10+ wake up, played wif kj 1 round , zk 2 round dota , kj still de pro , lol , then talk 2 some1 bro , who is very sad , like de small me , hope his sis hor , can play wif him more often , and take care of him better , lol , then yesterday say i very scary , walau sad man , hope i dun scare u :( , then went 2 jurong spring at 3 , then 1st sight , yx ride bike , LOL , fate , lol , then went 2 mac wait ly , then yea , cannot concentrate , haha , done a little pages only , then play psp , laugh , then chang came , lol , pai kia , haha , then going sentosa on fri :D , then chang gt new gf , lol , tot de girl like teenager ? then saw her face , haha , old hag , lol , no lar not so old , like middle age , but funny , haha , then ly went 2 tution , a while ltr , then went home , then de bus , gt 1 uncle sibei cute , he looks like lee kuan yew , then he keep making like ambulance sound , LOL , then act like not he make 1 by looking outside de window and covering his mouth , lol , sibei guai lan lor , haha , then juz now played 1 match wif pinoys , wtf man , singaporeans lose 2 pinoy , wtf de team so cui , they bo report say i no map awareness , well de pudge said this :noobnubnub cb noob fker if he malay he eat pork everyday cb knn asshole aids dad prostitude mum , lol , wad does tat means , i malay , i tok your mother pussy make curry and your father lj make satay , grandmother pussy make egg tart , grandfather lj make my pen hor , knn , then now wads wrong wif de new vulgar , pubor , lol , sounds cute man , haha , then rmb de story osama said , well its bout , ther once was a wolf and a new born lamb , then de wolf said to de lamb , it was u who dirtied my water last year , the lamb said no , then de wolf said , it was u , then de lamb said , he was only born this year , then de wolf ate de lamb , then de mother of de lamb , comfirm go attk de wolf ma , then de wolf said , terrorist , and parrots , joined in and said it was a terrorist , so fuck those americans out ther , i believe in osama , and wads wrong wif ppl saying asian , knn u go see those americans , like wushu , knn disgrace , tink pri oso can beat u teenagers lor , go fly your wad how many lp stars flag lar , k ba , nth else liao lar , sry nexx if i pissed u off or scare u :( , stay happy :D , k ba , bye :D

Its been 1 day , and i missed ah ma house , lol , miss bb , miss cousins , miss faith , miss peeping at ppl , LOL , miss ah gong history , miss kena lock at balcony , miss naveen do dog face , miss tongkak yeow hui , haiz , feel like , their life is like so simple , and very fun , well my life is like , whole day infront of com , nth 2 do , then taman like no good friends , except maybe chien ling ? and YAP JIA WEI , LOL , joke , wish my life is like more simple , 2day went 2 buy books , then hf called , ask me can lend shoes anot , lol , cuz he threw his 1 away , then meet him at outside school at 2 , then he went in school buy , then i wait outside , then ly slept till 2+ , power , then me and hf went 2 near jurongspring de kopitiam , then slack , then wait ly , then she reached , bought book , then went home , lol my father pure idiot man , i morning scold him idiot , then he say , if i idiot , u oso idiot , lol , wads idiot gotta do wif genes ,lol , well i know wher my crap genes came from , my ah gong , lol , he participated in de hock lee bus riot , go ther hoot ppl then zao , LOL , fun bodoh , haiz , k lor , hope some1 can on9 earlier , cuz no internet at 12 , sad man , nth else liao , bye

So long bo post liao , had an awesome week , sat , morning dota , had nice breakfast , then went 2 grandma house at 3 , then played dota wif nel and naveen , then more cous come , then eat , de food , ok lar , de lagsania , nice , but at nite , eat as supper , cold cold 1 , macham taste like puke , lol , then played dota wif RONG oso , wa wtf man , JUN DA , lol , keith all , those fuck up , lol , cuz rong noob like , dunno wad lan , lol , then went sleep at 2 , then wad. my auntie say 2 nel , at nite listen music sleep = no discipline , LOL , then nel sleep without song , haha , suay , then 2nd day , fun , oso played dota , then played bb , lol , aka hide and seek , old and grew alot , lol , like cannot hide between matress oso , wa sad man , then oso scared , ltr uncle rage , wad bb dangerous , lol , then after that , we go bathe , best , went 2 balcony ther , peep at each other , LOL , best nel turn , we threw toys into de toilet from de window above , LOL , threw de fake cocroach ,balls inside , LOL , funny man , lol , then heng i bathe i 3rd floor , lol , then after that rong go 2 his wad ah da house , lol , then cont dota lor , then invented a new drug call tongkak yeow hui , LOL , my uncle name , de pussy uncle , lol , then mass laugh , then dota again , till nite , then sleep , then at nite air con spoil , lol , 19 years old air con , lol , then 3rd day , dota again , then nel went home at 6 , then ate dinner , then gt de best dessert , ah gong story , wa respect him ttm man , then told us alot funny history , why must we like study all this shit history , wher it is boring , and not study bout de past , then sad , father come , then bo bian go home , next time then tell u his story , k ba , left like 30 mins , wif internet , gonna use it wisely , bye

Its currently 11:45 , 15 more mins wif internet , macham lan lor , lol , this few days sleep like pig , can sleep bout 11 hours , 2day usual day , wake up , eat , play dota , eat , play dota , watch anime , eat , play dota , guess wads missing ? De rite answer will be rewarded :D . Then 2day nexx called , aww , then end up is ask me help her check movie , chey , lol , then nth else liao lor , tmr going ah ma house eat buffet wif cousin , hope de internet ther not so cui , k ba , nth else liao , bye

Wa my father really power man , everyday 12 am no internet , auto 1 somemore , gotta ask nel how 2 hack , lol , then 2day had wushu , went 1 hr earlier , then warm up , then jiao lian come , then we practise de ji ti quan , de zhi poh ar , haiz , hope he juz dun like screw up duing actual stuff , wonder how he end up in express , simple stuff oso cannot follow , lol , follow leh , not remember , haiz , then after wushu , went mac , eat , laugh slack , then kinda overeacted , lol , ja say guai lan , then i rage , knn who guai lan , lol , then went home at 6 , now i realise how much i dont know singapore , lol, president oso wrong , LOL , well gotta at least learn some , or next time like sia suay , who president , lee kuan yew , lol , haiz , wonder why ppl cant be like , brother or wad , they are like selfish , then backstab u , alot of stuff , not much brother like ppl in de world , k lor nth much , bye

Wa , neng eh parents hor , tampo kee siao liao , everyday bark here bark ther , father more tok gong , 12 am , off internet , knn , u tell me , sec wher gt ppl like , o 12 liao , tmr no school but must sleep early , sot liao , then mother everyday same stuff , when cut hair , do hw liao ma , when buy books , when start revision , wa , everyday man , aiya mai gong liao , then juz realise i 2day haven bathe , HAHA , lol , then late liao , lazy bathe , haha , and yea , 2day is AIDS DAY :D , lol , haha , well nth else , gonna have no inter at 12 , which is like 20 more mins , dick father